It takes a kid to Tango

Author's warning.. the following is away from reality.. like star trek or something.. :)

I cannot ever figure out why women just love kids. I mean not just their own kids, they love every human offspring on the face of the earth. They just go crazy at the sight of kids.. they cannot stop till they have their hands on them and talk all sorts of nonsense. And what about the tone? They want to imitate the way kids speak? Why, oh let me speak like a kid, the little angel would flutter his/her wings and make a star for me. C’mon it doesn’t look good. Its like a full grown man going to office by a tricycle. Actually, even worse.

I get excited when I see cars, good cars such as a Gallardo or a F430 or a Shelby or a Golf GT. I don’t get excited or would want to touch an alto or a hyundai. But women are not like that, they find every kid attractive, every kid wonderful. I don’t know why people are never willing to accept that not all kids are good looking. I mean, if every kid is good looking I bet every woman and man on the face of earth should be. Oh that guy… he has a bent nose, a stoopy eye.. he is umm..whatever.. women come up with all kinds of names for grown humans.. but not for kids. All kids are good looking J.

Don’t take me for being as wicked as that Texan chainsaw guy. I like kids.. but I like them to be around for a while and then go away. Like a good game on pc, come whenever I want it. And I can handle kids of more than 5yrs of age, when they behave as individuals.

And women, I wish to share this event that I witnessed. Probably this would let you think twice the next time you try to hold a kid stranger. I was traveling by train to home from Bangalore. This lady sitting in front of me has 3 little angels (pun intended). They were probably born at 1yr intervals. Another middle-aged lady sitting a little further away was so impressed by these kids (it’s a reflex). She started talking all sorts of nonsense like ‘sweetie you gotto say good morning to your brother when you get up’ .. ‘ try it out now.. say good morning to sonny’ so on. This went on for more than half an hour. The kids were playing among themselves without any response to this lady. The lady should have taken this as a cue and stopped. But you know the ladies… kids are the eye candy. So she went on saying such stuff. Finally, the youngest of the three, probably still in pre-nursery turned around to the lady and said “ Oye inkosaari mataadaavante ninnu champesi bayata padesta” (that’s in verbatim, meaning.. lady if you blabber any more, I’ll kill you and throw you away).

That came as a shock to her and she slept taking coke. Although coke contains caffeine, it could do nothing to the anesthesia the angel blessed her with J

So all you ladies and (a few nancy men) beware!! Kids nowadays are not like you and I were. They are smart, they watch hell lot of movies and they even follow every conversation that happens at home. They are more grown up than we estimate they are. Don’t you mess with them, they would say like Dirty Harry.. do you feel lucky? What do you think???? Punk!!